(W) Jeff Parker (A) Craig Rousseau (CA) Michael Allred
1. Dick Grayson and his new girlfriend Haley attend a performance by master escape artist the Great Griselda, with Bruce Wayne and his own paramour Kathy Kane chaperoning. Almost immediately, Bruce and Dick identify "Griselda" as their old enemy, Zelda the Great; seconds later, much to their horror, Haley becomes an onstage volunteer.
2. Once a night watchman convicted for corruption, Egbert Pennyworth is delivered from a Wayne Foundation halfway house by his cousin Alfred. Thinking Alfred unbearably sanctimonious, and his life unfairly luxurious, Egbert overpowers Alfred and enters Wayne Manor posing as the faithful butler, meaning to burgle "his" master at the first opportunity.