DON'T TOUCH THAT REMOTE! We got a real special show for you folks this month — you're gonna love it! I, the one and only true Harley Quinn, will be appearing for one night only on Throatcutter Hill's premier public-access TV station. Sure, the folks working there don't know it quite yet—but when I get there, I'm sure they'll see things my way and air my show! This is a real wacky one — we got so much formal experimentation in here that you'll be going “Great Tom King's Ghost!” by the end of the issue!