(W) Lilah Sturges, Bill Willingham (A) Tony Akins (CA) Zachary Baldus

Jack's sidekick Gary - the Pathetic Fallacy - takes center stage in the Golden Boughs Theatrical Society's production of Hamlet! With: Alice as Ophelia, a pair of squash rackets as Rosencrantz and Guildenstern, and Wicked John as Laertes! But who's using the play as cover for an escape attempt? Find out in this thrilling issue that even your freshman Lit professor would be proud of! Note: This issue may contain streaking.